Mousmate has brought to my attention that the cryptic references and clues in his last posting were meant purely for my own entertainment, and not intended to be published for the bewilderment of his followers.
The sixth item of equipment needed for the recipe was stated as: “One CERN planisphere badger. Now, badgers are verboten, but CERN planispheres are not. The trick is to find someone with access to a squirrel at work.”
For this, please substitute: “One pencil sharpener blade. Now, blades are verboten, but pencil sharpeners are not. The trick is to find someone with access to a screwdriver at work.”
Please accept my apologies for any confusion caused!